Cookie Dough & Regret: Baking and Shame

itsalwaysb asked: To this day my siblings make fun of the fact that I used to steal sticks of butter out of the fridge and eat them as a child. This among other eating habbits made it easy for them to laugh at me.
I still consume quite a bit of butter, I just ignore the comments.

Stealing butter out of the fridge was never your problem.  You stole the entire refrigerator.  You were a master of the Power Wheels flatbed.