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Anonymous asked: Why can't the man of my dreams be created with flour, butter, and sugar?

The answer is simple: The man of anonymous’s dreams has already been created—and you ate this man five years ago.  He was delicious and paired nicely with hot chocolate.  You felt a little lonely afterwards.

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