You’ve decided that chipmunking grapes is for amateurs.
It’s not that you don’t go out; it’s more that you’re going out with 12 oz of chocolate and a healthy belt of rum. It’s an exclusive relationship.
ashleyintransit asked: Advice for someone making their first cheesecake?
Cheesecake has never been your strong suit, nor a favorite. This probably has to do with the fact that the cheese has a tendency to vanish before making it into the batter.
Diana’s Desserts has far better wisdom when it comes to cheesecakery than you do. You best advice is to click that link.
It always starts with the intent to make quiche. It always ends with you chewing through a pastry face mask.
You tell yourself it isn’t comfort eating provided your clothing is uncomfortable.
Rumors of your demise have been greatly exaggerated… the cookie mountain they found you under has not.
You premade your meals for the week, but have the nagging feeling you missed something.
unicornslook asked: Eat my butter
You already did. It was delicious and made today’s episode of The Young and the Restless far more enjoyable.
Six cakes later, you clutch your belly and groan, “My god. It’s full of stars.”
britonseals asked: i am in love with this blog. half of these photos end up saved on my laptop, especially the ones of pancakes.
Oh, this blog. Everyone is always in love with the blog; no one loves you. Unless you count your stand mixer. Of course your count your stand mixer. Who was there when you had the flu? Your stand mixer. Who held your hand when Mr. Fluffworth had to go to the vet? Your stand mixer. Who looked dapper in a tux at your cousin’s wedding? Your stand mixer.
As for pancakes, they’re highly distracting aren’t they? You’ve been known to make diversionary pancakes in order to ensure more pie for yourself.
(Thanks! Sorry for the slow response.)
After an hour of trying to detangle the cooling rack from your hair, you realize it might be time to acknowledge you have a problem.